Merry Christmas!

I'm taking my last 32 final portfolios back home to NoDak and grade the hell out of them. Then, I'm going to go sledding and play Guitar Hero. Then, I am going to eat a lot and open presents.

Have a wonderful holiday!

Things I Muttered to Myself On My Way Downtown This Afternoon

Nice blinker, asshole.

Nice park job, idiot.

Table of Plenty

Hey, guys, what's up?

Oh, that's a nice table:



It's new, isn't it? And, wait. How many matching chairs are there?



There are four matching chairs! Wow, I love it:



Yessir, that's a good looking table. It really classes up the place.

I bet you went to World Market to find stuff to put on this lovely table.

You did, didn't you?

L is for Lube(d up Lesbians?)

Because I am superpumped for the new season of The L Word, I went on YouTube and checked out the trailer.

And, well, I just don't--

Why is there wrestling? And who is wrestling?

And, seriously, what is up with Shane's hair??? I've never been a huge fan of it, but now she looks totally suburban mom.

Wha--? What's with Helena?

And, why is Jenny--

And Max?? Is dating a ... ??

Oh, just see for yourself:



But, man, am I pumped for Sundays on Linden Street!

My New Best Buddy in the Whole Entire World

I tell you what, my nephew is super cool.