I'm taking my last 32 final portfolios back home to NoDak and grade the hell out of them. Then, I'm going to go sledding and play Guitar Hero. Then, I am going to eat a lot and open presents.
Have a wonderful holiday!
Friday, December 21, 2007
Monday, December 17, 2007
Things I Muttered to Myself On My Way Downtown This Afternoon
Nice blinker, asshole.
Nice park job, idiot.
Nice park job, idiot.
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
Table of Plenty
Hey, guys, what's up?
Oh, that's a nice table:
It's new, isn't it? And, wait. How many matching chairs are there?
There are four matching chairs! Wow, I love it:
Yessir, that's a good looking table. It really classes up the place.
I bet you went to World Market to find stuff to put on this lovely table.
You did, didn't you?
Oh, that's a nice table:
It's new, isn't it? And, wait. How many matching chairs are there?
There are four matching chairs! Wow, I love it:
Yessir, that's a good looking table. It really classes up the place.
I bet you went to World Market to find stuff to put on this lovely table.
You did, didn't you?
Monday, December 10, 2007
L is for Lube(d up Lesbians?)
Because I am superpumped for the new season of The L Word, I went on YouTube and checked out the trailer.
And, well, I just don't--
Why is there wrestling? And who is wrestling?
And, seriously, what is up with Shane's hair??? I've never been a huge fan of it, but now she looks totally suburban mom.
Wha--? What's with Helena?
And, why is Jenny--
And Max?? Is dating a ... ??
Oh, just see for yourself:
But, man, am I pumped for Sundays on Linden Street!
And, well, I just don't--
Why is there wrestling? And who is wrestling?
And, seriously, what is up with Shane's hair??? I've never been a huge fan of it, but now she looks totally suburban mom.
Wha--? What's with Helena?
And, why is Jenny--
And Max?? Is dating a ... ??
Oh, just see for yourself:
But, man, am I pumped for Sundays on Linden Street!
Wednesday, December 05, 2007
Thursday, November 29, 2007
crazy, crazy, crazy
gd it, my studs are all freakin' the hell out today! and i've had about sixty million phone calls, e-mails, drop-ins, i've spent the last hour in the computer lab helping them.
man alive, i'm on the verge of a heart attack. we have one real class period left. why the flip-out now? i just want to hide out, or drink obscene amounts, or smoke whatever i can get my hands on. ay yi yi. they are just research papers! write the damn thing!
i need to find my center.
i'll see you folks next week. i'm headed to nodak tomorrow to meet someone special. we met over the internet. no, we didn't.
i'm going to meet my nephew. he should be here sometime on friday. we're gonna hang out, prolly. he'll prolly want me to hold him, and i'll prolly just want to stare at him. i think we'll like each other.
man alive, i'm on the verge of a heart attack. we have one real class period left. why the flip-out now? i just want to hide out, or drink obscene amounts, or smoke whatever i can get my hands on. ay yi yi. they are just research papers! write the damn thing!
i need to find my center.
i'll see you folks next week. i'm headed to nodak tomorrow to meet someone special. we met over the internet. no, we didn't.
i'm going to meet my nephew. he should be here sometime on friday. we're gonna hang out, prolly. he'll prolly want me to hold him, and i'll prolly just want to stare at him. i think we'll like each other.
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
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