I Talk Too Much

Things I've Said to People I Love:

I hate you.

I would leave you for Patrick Swayze in a heartbeat.

I love you.

10 days with you are too much.

Why are you so far away?

I'm cold because you don't love me.

Can I borrow your boots?

Are you buying?

I want you to be gone when I get back.

Is that what you are wearing?

You are stuck with me.

Enough with the ukelele.

I swear to God, I will smack you.

Where should we put the piano?

Don't go.

I'm sorry.

Things I've Said to People I Hate:

Hello!

How are you?

I really enjoyed your presentation/lecture/speech/poetry.

So, what have you been up to?

I hope things are going well for you.

Congratulations.