Although I will not complain about the rain (because I realize that I grew up on a grain farm in the most drought-ridden corner of NoDak), I will say this:
Rain makes it impossible for me to use cruise control, which makes it impossible for me to stay at a steady speed. I've been going either 57 or 89 mph.
Yesterday it was Dubya on the telly giving me a stroke, today it was Bill O'Reilly on the radio.
Why do I do this to myself? We need some good talk radio around here, people. We need some Air America.
I kinda want to ask SDPB if they would give me 45 minutes a day. I could be the Stephanie Miller/Al Franken of the Dakotas.
What I learned from 3 bumper stickers today:
Freedom. It isn't free.
Children. They are a gift from God.
Marriage. Equals one man and one woman.
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Sometimes the Midwest just really blows.
somewhere in yankton there should be a "marriage = woman + big scratched to shit bumber"-bumper sticker. drunks like me need help. but i am a gift from god. conservatives really have no rational line of thinking. this plus that, is not therefore, anything-nada! crazies.
Some favorite bumper stickers:
1. Ban Republican Marriage.
2. He's Your God, They're your rules, You burn in Hell
3. Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
What would vehicle bumpers do? WWVB
B+! I Love all these bumper stickers!
"Visualize using your turn signals!"
Makes me miss Madtown where bumperstickers were the prefered method of communication.
uh Lu? did the marriage = 1 man + 1 woman bumper sticker sit on a over-sized gas guzzling pickup truck with a #7 on the plate? Yankton County...i see that fucker nearly every day on my way to work....he's well acquainted with my middle finger. fuck 'em.
Marriage: 2 women do make it right
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