Put down those ciggies and shots of liquid cocaine, ladies! It's Game Time!
We are officially in our Lady Star Wrangler Training Season:
No boys
No booze
No bull
Curfew at 9 pm during the week and 11 pm on the weekends. And I WILL be checking in.
I am excited for our success this season. Last year, we had a fine showing at districts, but got beat in semi-finals by our rivals, the Lady Buccaneers. This year, our goal is for a spot at Regionals. It will be a rebuilding year, but with our tenacity and grit, we can do it!
This road to victory won't be easy, ladies. We're gonna sweat. We're gonna run. We're even gonna go skins if we have to.
For the first two weeks of practice, we'll do two-a-days: conditioning in the morning and scrimmaging in the evening. I've got a "can't lose" play up my sleeve, but I can't give it away. I'll just let you know I've named it "Fist." You're gonna love it!
We are gonna be close. We're gonna be sisters. We're gonna dig deep. We're gonna hit the showers.
I can't wait to see you girls all glistened up with the sweat of success!
Go Hard or Go Home!
So, huddle up for another great year! Show me that you are Lady Star Wranglers in every sense of the word!
-Coach O
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7 comments:
GOD, you are such a hard ass. Coach O, I have a question -- how much water can I leave in my bong without it spilling over onto the gym floor?
Cuz you got SO mad the last time
that happened and made me do like a gazillion killer squats.
I believe it is written into my contract that the Lady Star Wrangler tagline must be "The Bold and the Beautiful," or else I am so not doing any more jumping jacks.
I'm supes seers.
i am glistening baby!
perhaps you need to visit my latest effort, Star Wranglin'...it has been up for awhile...visit my profile...if you want to join, just add star wranglin' to your blogger profile interests then e-mail me and i will send you an invite to be a lady star wrangler.
for real i will.
christ on crutches. was that supposed to be so hott? i don't know what it was about, but good! Like Giada DeLaurentis and Mariska Hargitay hott.
oh yes, it's supposed to be that hott. totally.
i love you lu! i'll play for you any day...what'd superbigmuch say about a bong?
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