My 164th Post In Which I Tell an Awesome Joke.

How many performance artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I left at intermission.

(I'll have you know that I was a theater minor and had to take a performance art class. Me and these 2 other chicks put on a "happening" in which we painted each other with primary colors. We called it "skeme." Perhaps a more accurate title for our happening would have been "girl on girl on girl.")