I have completely reverted to my 11 year old self.
I bike to the pool at 12:55 pm. Then I bike home at 5 pm, a soaked towel swung over my neck. Then I eat dinner. Then I bike around town. Then I go to bed.
In other news, I am pretty sure I have Lyme disease.
My neck is achy and I am fatigued. I am going to look it up on Google and WebMD.
Bridge: I bet if you googled "achy neck" Wii Boxing would come up.
Me: I admit, I boxed a little vigorously.
Bridge: Go to the doctor! You have health insurance!
Me: That doesn't mean I should squander it.
After dinner at Charlie's Pizza, driving past the duck/goose pond in Yankerville:
Me: I would have a goose instead of an attack dog. Man, you do not cross a goose. Those are mean mother-effers.
Bridge: But how would you stay safe from your goose?
Me: Well, it would be mine. It would know and love me. I would raise my attack goose.
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CHARLIE'S PIZZA?! OMG. you're killing this pregnant woman!
Hey, wanna talk Sammy into taking swimming lessons? He claims he isn't old enough (a case of selective immaturity). But I bet if *you* told him it was cool...
I'll totes talk the kid into swimming lessons! I saw him and his dad bike by the other day and he was kinda staring wistfully at the water ...
Lu you should get a JOB at the pool and start saving lives!
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