Sunday, August 30, 2009

What I Learned at the Bull-A-Rama

1. Everyone likes a fat, dancing rodeo clown.

2. A bra can be used to hold one's cell phone.

3. I am not nearly as tan as I thought I was.

4. Watching skinny cowboys willingly get on a 1,300 lb. bull is pretty freaking amazing.

5. I will wait 20 minutes in a smelly line to use a smelly bathroom.

6. Watching 4 year olds try to ride a sheep is pretty freaking awesome.

7. I very, very badly want to find a mechanical bull.

8. There ain't no doubt I love this land.

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