1. Everyone likes a fat, dancing rodeo clown.
2. A bra can be used to hold one's cell phone.
3. I am not nearly as tan as I thought I was.
4. Watching skinny cowboys willingly get on a 1,300 lb. bull is pretty freaking amazing.
5. I will wait 20 minutes in a smelly line to use a smelly bathroom.
6. Watching 4 year olds try to ride a sheep is pretty freaking awesome.
7. I very, very badly want to find a mechanical bull.
8. There ain't no doubt I love this land.
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