Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Things I Get Asked At The Pool

What's your name?

Where are your kids?

Do you have a husband?

Can you tighten my goggles?

Wanna see my towel?

Did you bring any snacks?

Can you loosen my goggles?

Do you want to watch me go down the slide?

Can you take me down the slide?

Do you have any pool toys?

Are you over 18?

Do you know you have a big butt?

1 comment:

jaytothesea said...

things you say to the little jerks who like to comment about your butt... "yeah and your parents don't really love you"