Wednesday, December 27, 2006

What One Can Do in Southwest North Dakota

1. Send text messages from the corner of one's basement if standing on one's couch.

2. Go to Super Wal-Mart for one item and then end up standing behind lady who is purchasing 34,000 rolls of discounted wrapping paper.

3. Play pool for free.

4. Pine for luxurious couch left in Vermillion.

5. Play the "I'm gonna get yer rug" game with one's dog.

6. Visit NAPA Auto Parts to say "hey" to one's gang.

7. Wear muk-luks to Christmas Day dinner and have one's Grandma make fun of said footwear.

8. Parade around in one's bridesmaid dress from one's sister's wedding this summer while home alone all day.

2 comments:

Kelsey said...

Now, if you did all those first things while parading around in the bridesmaids dress, I'd be pretty darn impressed. When do you get back, lady?

Anonymous said...

Yay! You're back *clap* back in the Vermillion groove!

My friend Jefe (aka Jeff) is having an NYE party tomorrow night. You and Bridgie should do joinings!