New Shoes

I am going shoe crazy. I've already bought two pairs of new shoes and am on the lookout for a third. (I've been in SuFu for 30 hours).

Shoe Carnival drew me in because of there 1/2 Off! sign, but they were liars.

1/2 Off!*

*only if you buy 16 gazillion other pairs of equal or greater value.

Kohl's got me, cuz, well, they always seem to have shoes on sale, and sure enough, I walked in and "One Day Only Sale!" I bought some super cute strappy sandals to wear with skirts. Especially a certain jean skirt.

(That's right, ladies, it's almost jean skirt season again. You're welcome.)

Then, I bought some hipster flip-flops at Payless, cuz, well, I just effin' love Payless. I will wear them with my cargo shorts this summer.

(Again, you're welcome, ladies.)

(See how much I crave validation? I am so not above giving it to myself.)

What I really, really want is a new pair of coolio brown street shoes. The ones I wear now are just about shot, but I am not willing to spend 60 bucks on Sketchers. I am willing to spend 90 bucks on a really good, super-comf brand, or 20 bucks on Payless shoes.

I know, I know. Listen, I deal with these problems so you don't have to.

I am totally phoning it in this week.